Why do rednecks like the doggie position?

That way they can both watch wrestling.

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Where's Finnick?

Odair he is! Obligatory: My brother told this to me while watching Mockingjay P2.

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

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What did the redneck say to the Frenchman?

You don't speak English fourchette!

Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er

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Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.