Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.

What do you call kids born in whorehouses?

brothel sprouts!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What kind of monkey can fly?

A hot air baboon!

What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What happened to the loser of the Frisbee Championship Finals?

He threw it.

What light through yonder window breaks?

ME:Well if you'd just sod off like I asked, I wouldn't have to throw lamps at you.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why wont Apple ever make a car?

Because it can't have windows in it!!!!

Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out the window?

Tequila*

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What was wrriten on a sign at the entrance of a gas chamber in the Holocaust?

Watch your step

How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"