Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)

What's going on?

Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a God unfit for the times at hand?

O Cristor Redundant

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's green and yellow and can't fly?

Brazilian soccer players.

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What happens when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times?

Windows 10.

What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

What do Twitter drama and football have in common?

They are both interesting to watch.