What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)

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What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up their chin in cement?

Not enough cement

Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

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What did the thunder say when it understood the joke?

I feel so enlightninged!

What kinds of jokes do cats play on each other?

Purranks.

Waffle Jokes More Waffle Jokes

What did Carmen's mom say when Carmen dropped her waffle in the sandbox?

Where in the world is Carmen's sandy Eggo "

What do you call a waffle you drop in the desert?

San Diego San-dee-eygo sandee-eygo sandy-eggo i'll letmyselfout