What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

What's the worst part about getting AIDS?

Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man?

The man was a corpse being buried forever.

Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What do you do after you make a rough castle on the beach?

You sand it!

Why is the sand at the beach Wet?

because the sea weed.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

Waffle Jokes More Waffle Jokes

What do you call a waffle you drop in the desert?

San Diego San-dee-eygo sandee-eygo sandy-eggo i'll letmyselfout

What city are you in when you drop your waffle on the beach?

NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO...there you are