Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)
Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"
They don't like their vegetables.
Because X Marx the spot.
Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.
Because of all the sand which is there.
Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.
Because there used to be 2 of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
He's looking over his shoulder
NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO...there you are
Sandy ego.