Why was it so easy to find the buried communist treasure after the Cold War?

Because X Marx the spot.

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What did the librarian say to the travel agent?

Find what you're booking for

How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff?

Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.

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What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

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What's the best kind of cream... ...to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

What did the blonde name her pet Zebra?

Spot

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Why did the cold war last so long?

The US couldn't stop Stalin.

Which three American Generals won the most during the cold war?

General Motors, General Electric, and General Dynamics.