Why didn't The Cold War happen?

Russia kept Stalin it

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What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops?

Justin Bieber gets jealous.

Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

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How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

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Why is Edward still in Russia?

He's Snowden.

What do chicken, beef and Russia have in common?

They are all against Turkey

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Why was it so easy to find the buried communist treasure after the Cold War?

Because X Marx the spot.

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!