Why didn't The Cold War happen?

Russia kept Stalin it

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What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

What happened to the tyrannical peach?

He got impeached!

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What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

Why did the Russian man keep making excuses?

He was just stalin for time

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Why Did The NSA Worker Have To Stay In Russia?

He Was Snowed In(Snowden) )

What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at?

Czarcasm.

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Which three American Generals won the most during the cold war?

General Motors, General Electric, and General Dynamics.

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!