Why didn't The Cold War happen?

Russia kept Stalin it

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What happens when sharks take their clothes off ?

They go sharkers !

What happens when a lawyer dies??

Who cares!

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Why didn't the USSR get anything done?

They were Stalin

Why did nobody in the Soviet Union drive manual cars?

They were afraid of Stalin'

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Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in

What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at?

Czarcasm.

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Why did the cold war last so long?

The US couldn't stop Stalin.

Which three American Generals won the most during the cold war?

General Motors, General Electric, and General Dynamics.