Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

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Where do you look for blonde's obituaries?

A: Under "Home Improvements."

Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?

A: So he could look like his mama.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the cat cross the road?

Because curiousity was on the other side

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the duck cross the road?

To get some quack

Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why didn't The Cold War happen?

Russia kept Stalin it

What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

Rushin Jokes More Rushin Jokes

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

Why do Ukrainians not like being late?

They don't wanna be rushin