Why do unicorns only let virgin women get close to them?

A: Because they are horny.

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What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

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How do you get a unicorn from neighing in your front yard?

Put it in the back yard.

How do you say unicorn in Spanish?

Unamaize