What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How about Santa?

Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him

What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What STD is found most commonly among lesbians?

Carpet burn

What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

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What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?

He grew up to be a bellhop!

What happens next?

The broom gets sweepy.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.

What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.

Fireman Jokes More Fireman Jokes

What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.

Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.