What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did Anna Freud let her underwear show?

It was a Freudian slip

Why we going into the woods?

Let me out"

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do you call beef that's been burned?

A mis-steak.

What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common?

In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.

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What happened to the blind surgeon?

He got the sack.

What happens when you are banned on a muslim server?

you are turbanned

House Jokes More House Jokes

Where do you store a werewolf?

In a were-house

How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

Fireman Jokes More Fireman Jokes

Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To keep their pants up.

What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!"