What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What does a cat say when its trapped in a box?

Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What should you do with a burning Kotex?

Throw it on the ground and tamp on it.

What do you get when you burn Baltimore?

Baltiless

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant

What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?

A: They stop delivering.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

What did the gang-banger say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.

Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

he threw out the W's

Fireman Jokes More Fireman Jokes

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants