Why is the mushroom so popular?

Because he's such a fungi.

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What did one mushroom say to the other?

You're a fungi to be with

What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!

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Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi