What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!

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Why do mycologists have such a good time?

Because they hang around the fungi.

What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!

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How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

because he wasn't a fungi!

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What do your internal organs call their dating life?

Their homie-hoe-status

How was your date?

She hated my poncho.