What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!

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How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

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Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

What kind of room doesn't have any doors/windows inside?

A mushroom.

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Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!

Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

Your ears stay warmer.