What kind of coffee does a peg legged pirate drink?

Decalfinated.

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Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

What's the difference beetwen public official and private employee?

Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.

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What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality

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What kind of coffee does a peg legged pirate drink?

Decalfinated.

Where do one-legged waitresses work?

IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning.