Why was the dyslexic atheist a cat person?

He doesn't believe in dog.

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What's ur biggst fear?

Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger

How do you call a dog with no legs ?

You don't call it, you pick it up.

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What's believing in evolution?

Apetheism

What religion believes in the Big Bang?

Islam.