Why was the dyslexic atheist a cat person?

He doesn't believe in dog.

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How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky

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Why did Newton's wife got pregnant?

Because he doesn't believe in using quantum

How is evolution and a Union construction job similar?

They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.