Why was the dyslexic atheist a cat person?

He doesn't believe in dog.

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Why do we call dogs, K-9?

because K-10 is for cats.

Why did the dog go to the hospital?

He was feeling ruff.

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Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny?

Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau

Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.