Why did Newton's wife got pregnant?

Because he doesn't believe in using quantum

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What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity

What do you get when a superhero has to use the restroom?

A comic relief.

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Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

What's the most believed oxymoron?

Peaceful muslims

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What do you call a baby panther?

a Newton.

Why Newton laws were not from Asian countries?

Because they have durian...

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Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists?

They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)

What did quantum consciousness say to its son?

Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.