Newton Jokes

Why Newton laws were not from Asian countries?

Because they have durian...

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Why did Newton's wife got pregnant?

Because he doesn't believe in using quantum

What do you call a baby panther?

a Newton.

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How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?

They sit eggsaminations !

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

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What Did the Muslim Terrorist Say?

Who you gota blow to get some virgins around here

How is life as a virgin?

Its hard

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What do you call someone in the army that knows the capital of every country on earth?

General Knowledge

What's the fastest land animal on earth?

An Ethiopian chicken

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When we first met?

No, before that.

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

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Why do men fart more than women?

Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.

Why don't women fart?

They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

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What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common?

They both crumble under pressure

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What's the difference between a feminist and an illegal immigrant?

The illegal immigrant knows how to cook.

What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

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Whats in Olivia Newton's John?

Gomer's Pile

What's brown and steaming and lies behind the barracks?

Gomer's pile.