Newton Jokes

Why Newton laws were not from Asian countries?

Because they have durian...

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Why did Newton's wife got pregnant?

Because he doesn't believe in using quantum

What do you call a baby panther?

a Newton.

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Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

Why do doctors hate Wolves?

Lupus

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.

What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

What did the crop say to the Farmer?

Why are you picking on me?

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

What do you call a bunch of furries, an all girls volleyball meet, and a video game tournament?

Genesis 3.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.

What do you call a smiley face if someone uses it that lives in an igloo?

An Eskimoji

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

Why are hipsters the oldest known form of life?

They were on the Earth before it was cool.

What would happen if the Earth was a Cube?

We'd all be cubans. I'm sorry

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

What do you get if you microwave welsh horse crap?

PooptyPong.

What washes up on tiny beaches?

Microwaves.