How did they name Canada?

They picked letters out of a hat: C eh, N eh, D eh.

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What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

How's a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit it the more English it picks up!

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How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

What do Stephan Harper and pennies have in common?

They're both useless in Canada.

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What did the werewolf write at the bottom of the letter?

Best vicious . . .

What has more letters than the alphabet?

The post office.

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What did the hat say to the belt?

You hang around I'll go on ahead

Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

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How do you spell Canada in Canadian?

C, eh! N, eh!, D, eh!

How do you spell Canda?

C,eh,N,eh,D,eh