What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?

A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.

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Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth?

A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What did the elephant say to the naked guy?

That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?

How do you get a woman to pick cotton?

Set her tampon string on fire.

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When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.

What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?

A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.