What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?

A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.

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What a BLONDE will ask the doctor in the maternity ward?

A: "Is it mine "

Why do blondes prefer the pill instead the condom?

Because it's waaay easier to swallow

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How do you pick up a Muslim girl?

Piece by piece

Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ?

Someone else's !

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What age were pigs discovered in?

The Saus Age.

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.