What about the kids?

he asked. I said, "they're still together."

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Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

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Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

What did the super-strong chlorella ask the moderately-weak chlorella?

Do you even algae-bruh?