How do u make a Pirate angry?

Take the P out of him.

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What does all pirate music have in common?

It's all played in the high C's.

Why did the pirate put springs on his treasure chest?

He wanted to see that booty bounce.

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What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

one you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt :P

How do u make a Pirate angry?

Take the P out of him.

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What do u give a woman who has everything?

Penacilin

What did the DNA say to the RNA?

What are U doing here?