A good days hunting.
Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..
A wind tunnel.
Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light.
Truck.
Wednesday
A statistician.
People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.
Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p