Who's to say tomorrow won't be the best day of your life?

A statistician.

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What's on a gangster artist's t-shirt?

Still Life.

Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

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How do you leave a bunch of idiots in suspense?

I'll tell you guys tomorrow

What is a depressed German with Celiac disease unlikely to have tomorrow?

A Gluten Morgan

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Who's to say tomorrow won't be the best day of your life?

A statistician.

Who was the most active of the chinese khanes?

Ginseng khan I am in a silly mood. Have a good day

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Whats a statisticians favourite S Club 7 song?

Reach For The **Stats**.

Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.