Statistician Jokes

Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.

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What do you call it when a statistician secretly gives out clothes?

Discreet uniform distribution

Whats a statisticians favourite S Club 7 song?

Reach For The **Stats**.

Who's to say tomorrow won't be the best day of your life?

A statistician.

How do you know statisticians are always serious?

They mean what they say.

What do you call a statistician watching a bull fight?

A mathador.

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Odair he is! Obligatory: My brother told this to me while watching Mockingjay P2.

What gets bigger each time I watch a stripper?

My debt.

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What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

Smallpox

What do you call it when a helicopter pilot reflects on his life?

HINDsight

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Who's to say tomorrow won't be the best day of your life?

A statistician.

What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?

Wednesday

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When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.

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How would you define yourself?

ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist

What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbonzo bean?

I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.

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How many debutants can you fit in ballroom at the Waldorf Astoria?

OC Like, a cotillion of 'em.

What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because every time she reaches 69 she gets a frog in her throat.

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What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra