How do you know statisticians are always serious?

They mean what they say.

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What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.

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Why don't tennis players ever get married?

Because love means nothing to them.

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

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How do you know statisticians are always serious?

They mean what they say.

What do you call a statistician watching a bull fight?

A mathador.