How do you know statisticians are always serious?

They mean what they say.

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Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?

A: They don't know the route.

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

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What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

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What do you call a statistician watching a bull fight?

A mathador.

Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.