Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!

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What's a boxer's favorite part of a joke?

The punchline

What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.

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Why is the next Windows version 10?

Because 7 8 9

What happened to Mr. Chin after all 10 of his children disappeared?

He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.

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Why does everyone hate 7?

Because 7 kneeled during the National Anthem.

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

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What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

Why can't Intel-based phones enjoy Pokmon Go?

Because Intel Inside.

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What's DJ Khaled's favourite number?

11, Because it has another 1.

Why the patriots deflated 11 balls out of 12?

because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.