Why the patriots deflated 11 balls out of 12?

because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.

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What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

Why are power tools good for bank robberies?

They know the drill.

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How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

What has 12 hands, 12 legs, and 12 eyes?

12 pirates.

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Why was 6 afraid of 11?

Because 11 snaps people's necks with her mind.

What do you call 5 black guys and a white guy?

A basketball team. What do you call 9 black guys and a white guy? A baseball team. What do you call 11 black guys and a white guy? A football team. What do you call 100 black guys and a white guy? A cell block

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How did Tom Brady's feel after losing to the Broncos?

Deflated

What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

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Why the patriots deflated 11 balls out of 12?

because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.

How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

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What do you call a room full of men watching the Super Bowl on a big screen TV?

The Patriots

What do the Patriots and Lance Armstrong have in common?

They only have one good ball.