Why the patriots deflated 11 balls out of 12?

because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.

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How do you stretch your back?

I don't know." **shrugs*

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb?

1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was

What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

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Why is 11 afraid of 9?

Because ten, nine ate!

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

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What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

How did Tom Brady's feel after losing to the Broncos?

Deflated

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What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl?

Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)

Why did Eli Manning didn't react to the Broncos winning the Superbowl?

Because the fine bros would sue.

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What do the Patriots and Lance Armstrong have in common?

They only have one good ball.

What do you call a room full of men watching the Super Bowl on a big screen TV?

The Patriots