How do you describe getting cancer on your resume?

As a real growth opprotunity

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What did the 11 year old junior paleontologist and 50-cent music lover with cancer receive from the one wish foundation?

A Rap Tour

What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer

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How did the Somali terrorist describe his flight?

It was dynamite!"

What adjective do you use to describe a bad pun?

Pungent

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Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

Whats the most common work of fiction?

The average persons resume