What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What Star Wars character is most likely to get cancer?

Leukemia Skywalker.

What did the guy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Cancer.

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Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?

They both drop their needles !

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Only two more sleeps till Christmas!

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Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!

Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...

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Why do farts smell so bad?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind orphan get for Christmas?

Cancer!*

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How do you sell chicken to a deaf man?

A: HEY, YOU WANNA BUY SOME CHICKEN !!!!!!!

What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer