What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer

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Which presidential candidate is the most likely to cause cancer?

Ben Carsonogen

What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

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What did Jamal get for Christmas?

Your Bike

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.

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How do you blind a woman?

You put a windshield in front of her.

How do you blind a Chinese man?

lay floss over their eyes

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What do you call an Italian with no arms?

Deaf

What did the deaf, blind, crippled kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer