How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue?

A: Have everybody chip in.

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What's the best way to carve wood?

Whittle by whittle.

What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

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What do you call a fish with 27 eyes?

Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish

How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue?

A: Have everybody chip in.

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What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.

Why is the Statue of Liberty hollow?

Because she's really French, and the French have no GUTS!