Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.
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there are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.
One...but it takes him 27 tries
A: Have everybody chip in.
Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish
As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.
A full set of teeth.
He was expecting showers.
He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.
It was a black one.
Driver: I love to travel.
x-post /r/puns Scotch.
I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.
Finding an empty bottle in the trash.
They both lost their pop.
Dude,I already did my time.
Getting all high and mighty
Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.
Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.
I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!
OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.
To get to the other side.
