Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.
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there are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.
One...but it takes him 27 tries
A: Have everybody chip in.
Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish
As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.
A full set of teeth.
A full set of teeth
Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.
With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside
One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.
Making them.
Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!
F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.
It's often on!
Rise up lights
The Rooster
because they're too poor to afford chairs.
I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.
My you're looking "acute" today.
Because all the roads lead to Rome.
With carrots
