Amy Winehouse Jokes

What does Jeremy Clarkson and Amy Winehouse have in common?

They both used to be on top gear.

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What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Amy Winehouse?

About 204 days.

How could they tell Amy Winehouse was dead?

No, seriously. How could they tell?

What does Jeremy Clarkson have in common with Amy Winehouse?

He can't do 'top gear' anymore!

What did Amy Winehouse have in common with the Ghostbusters?

They both downed spirits.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

What do Amy Winehouse and Jeremy Clarkson have in common?

They were both on top gear.

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What does Jeremy Clarkson and Amy Winehouse have in common?

They both used to be on top gear.

What was Jeremy Clarkson on during Top Gear?

SPEEEED!

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What does Jeremy Clarkson have in common with Amy Winehouse?

He can't do 'top gear' anymore!

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