Amy Winehouse Jokes

What does Jeremy Clarkson and Amy Winehouse have in common?

They both used to be on top gear.

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What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Amy Winehouse?

About 204 days.

How could they tell Amy Winehouse was dead?

No, seriously. How could they tell?

What does Jeremy Clarkson have in common with Amy Winehouse?

He can't do 'top gear' anymore!

What did Amy Winehouse have in common with the Ghostbusters?

They both downed spirits.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

What do Amy Winehouse and Jeremy Clarkson have in common?

They were both on top gear.

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Gear Jokes More Gear Jokes

What do you get when you minus Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear...?

A smile !

What was Jeremy Clarkson on during Top Gear?

SPEEEED!

Spirit Jokes More Spirit Jokes

How does a booze thief make you feel better?

He lifts your spirits.

What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits

Oc Jokes More Oc Jokes

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

What do you call an Irishman who can't hold his liquor?

OC A quadriplegic.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How does Dr. Dre like to be told a story?

Chronic-logically.

How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

Ghostbuster Jokes More Ghostbuster Jokes

Which Hollywood actress has made sure all sci-fi movies like alien; ghostbusters; avatar & chappie are "woven" together?

Sigourney "Weaver" :P

What did Amy Winehouse have in common with the Ghostbusters?

They both downed spirits.

Jim Morrison Jokes More Jim Morrison Jokes

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

What do John Belushi, Jim Morrison, John Candy, Jimi, Hendrix, and Janice Joplin have in common?

They all died Jung.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

What's the difference between "ooo" and "ahhhh"?

About 3 inches.

Whitney Houston Jokes More Whitney Houston Jokes

What's black on the outside and white on the inside?

Whitney Houston's nose

What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.