Amy Winehouse Jokes

What does Jeremy Clarkson and Amy Winehouse have in common?

They both used to be on top gear.

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What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Amy Winehouse?

About 204 days.

How could they tell Amy Winehouse was dead?

No, seriously. How could they tell?

What does Jeremy Clarkson have in common with Amy Winehouse?

He can't do 'top gear' anymore!

What did Amy Winehouse have in common with the Ghostbusters?

They both downed spirits.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

What do Amy Winehouse and Jeremy Clarkson have in common?

They were both on top gear.

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What is the difference between a beautiful dress and a bottle of Whisky?

A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.

What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants !

What's the difference between a teenager and a radioactive element?

Radioactive elements last longer.

Oc Jokes More Oc Jokes

How do you tell if you're a real gangster?

Take a blud test OC

What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love easter, baby." (OC)

Jim Morrison Jokes More Jim Morrison Jokes

Why did Jim Morrison overdose on drugs?

To get to the other side.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

Gear Jokes More Gear Jokes

What does Jeremy Clarkson have in common with Amy Winehouse?

He can't do 'top gear' anymore!

What's the difference between a steampunk bike and a regular bike?

On a steampunk bike the gears don't do anything.

Ghostbuster Jokes More Ghostbuster Jokes

Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?

Because they couldn't cross the streams.

What did Amy Winehouse have in common with the Ghostbusters?

They both downed spirits.

Whitney Houston Jokes More Whitney Houston Jokes

What's the difference between Ozzy Osborne and Whitney Houston?

One plays hard rock, the other is rock hard.

What is Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

HAND EEEEEEEEEEYYYYYEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Scotch Jokes More Scotch Jokes

Which language does a drunk Scotsman speak?

x-post /r/puns Scotch.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.