What was Jeremy Clarkson on during Top Gear?

SPEEEED!

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What do you get when you minus Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear...?

A smile !

Why were Jeremy Clarkson's colleagues excited to try his mulled wine?

Because they'd been floored by his punch.

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What do Whitney Houston and Jeremy Clarkson have in common?

They were both on Top Gear.

How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.