What did the knife say to the potato?

Now I've got to cut you.

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Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

What's 7 inches and makes women submissive?

A knife.

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What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*

What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

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How much do the potatoes cost?

How much do the potatoes cost " - "2.50" - "And the bag" - "The bag is free" - "Ok, give me the bag"

What do the Irish hate more than potatoes?

No potatoes.