What did the knife say to the potato?

Now I've got to cut you.

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Whats the fastest way to a women's heart?

A Knife

What do you say to Jennifer Anniston after she has been stabbed?

So noone told you knife was gonna be this way?

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What do you call a Mexican cutting a Mobius Strip??

Juan.

How do you make a dog say meow?

How do you make a dog say meow? Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!

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What does a tomato and a potato have in common?

Both are red,except from the potato.

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.