What did the knife say to the potato?

Now I've got to cut you.

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Whats the fastest way to a women's heart?

A Knife

What is another name for a knife?

A chopstick!

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Whats long and black and hard to cut into?

The line at KFC

How do Mexicans cut their pizzas?

With Little Caesars

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Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Because they find me more appealing.

What is an Irish 7 course meal?

A six pack and a potato