What did the knife say to the potato?

Now I've got to cut you.

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Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What's the most useless thing about a knife?

The 'K'

Why was the cutting board?

The knife was really dull

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How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.

How do you cut the Roman Empire in half?

With a pair of Caesars!

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How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!

What do you call a potato in space?

Spudnik