What do you call a Mexican cutting a Mobius Strip??

Juan.

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What do you call a Mexican supremacist organization against civil rights?

The Que Que Que.

What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

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What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

Why are emo people so good at ping-pong?

Because they are well practiced in cutting.

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How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan

What do you call a Mexican who acts like a white person?

A Juan-a-be

Mobius Strip Jokes More Mobius Strip Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

To get to the same side.

Why do Mobius strips make such bad politicians?

They can be rather one-sided.