Why was the fish swimming alone?

Because he left the school.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you call it when someone leaves at the first sign of a hurricane?

A premature evacuation.

Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !

School Jokes More School Jokes

What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

When does Eminem leave school?

Aftermath

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?

Black people can't swim. -.-