Why was the fish swimming alone?

Because he left the school.

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What's the worst thing about owning a console?

Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps

What is long, hard and leaves a warm, white, sticky substance in your mouth?

Toothbrush.

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What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!

How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.