What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

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What's the last thing each tickle-me-elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles

What's the only thing an Irish person can hold on to?

A grudge.

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Why did the piglets do badly in school?

They were all slow loiners.

What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

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Where do children learn their ABC's ?

At LMN-tary school !

What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.

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Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?

He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

Why did the vampire miss work?

He was having a coffin fit!