What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

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What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

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What is a ghost's favorite part of school?

Spirit week.

What did you learn in school today?

Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!

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What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

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How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month

Why do vampire's use linux?

Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss