What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

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What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

Oh yeah...39

What's one thing you hated as a kid but love as an adult?

Molestation.

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Why is school in Mexico a lot harder?

Because they have a lot of ese's

How did the snow man get to school?

He took his icicle

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Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

when his hand caught fire!!

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Why did the vampire go to the doctors?

Because he was coffin...

Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask )