Why did the vampire miss work?

He was having a coffin fit!

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How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

What do you say when your GIF doesn't work?

You get the picture.

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Why did the vampire go to the doctors?

Because he was coffin...

What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?

He cut all his fingers off !