Why did the vampire miss work?

He was having a coffin fit!

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How are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.

How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

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What kind of eye disease do vampires get?

Dracular degeneration.

What do you call a vampire, that follows the rules?

Draculaw