Why did the vampire miss work?

He was having a coffin fit!

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Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

Why did the corn maze go back to school?

It was tired of working in a dead end field.

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What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.

What's the best time of this month for vampires?

It depends on the girl