What is your best weed/stoner related joke?

I've never heard any good ones so please give me your best!

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Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

Who directed this?

HIM: "A bear attack." ME: "Never heard of him."

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What do women and parking spots have in common?

All the good ones are already taken, and the available ones are either pay or handicapped.

How are books like dogs?

The good ones are hard to put down