What is your best weed/stoner related joke?

I've never heard any good ones so please give me your best!

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Did you hear about the submarine industry?

It really took a dive...

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

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What do girls and parking spaces have in common?

All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled

Why do people consistently make bad chemistry jokes?

Because all the good ones Argon.