What do women and parking spots have in common?

All the good ones are already taken, and the available ones are either pay or handicapped.

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How are strippers and Subway workers similar?

They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.

What happens if you don't pay after an exorcism?

You'll get repossessed!

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What does a battery have that a women hasn't?

A positive side....

What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

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What is your best weed/stoner related joke?

I've never heard any good ones so please give me your best!

Why do people consistently make bad chemistry jokes?

Because all the good ones Argon.

Handicap Jokes More Handicap Jokes

What do retards wear on their heads?

Handicaps

What do you say to a handicapped dog?

Stay"