What do women and parking spots have in common?

All the good ones are already taken, and the available ones are either pay or handicapped.

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What should you do when a bull charges you?

Pay him

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

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What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

Why do women make such horrible capenters?

Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.

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What is your best weed/stoner related joke?

I've never heard any good ones so please give me your best!

Why do people consistently make bad chemistry jokes?

Because all the good ones Argon.

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What do retards wear on their heads?

Handicaps

Why isn't there golf in the Paralympics?

Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.