Handicaps
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There's already handicapped stalls.
Because if they didn't their local gas station would turn a blind eye.
The handicap.
Stay"
All the good ones are already taken, and the available ones are either pay or handicapped.
Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.
Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.
One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie.
One.
Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb!
Making sure that no Juan hears you.
A: When he turns his cow to pasture.
A brick to the back of his head should do it.
He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap
A pot roast
Professor +
Just one if it's Professor X.
Remorse code
It takes them a long time to swallow their pride
A: They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.
Ping Pong