What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

he got toad

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What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant

What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

Why cant we interpret what frogs are saying?

They only speak in Morse-toad!

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Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

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What do you call a chinese food truck?

A Wok in the Park

Whats do a baby and old people have in common?

They both get ditched in the park