What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

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What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

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What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.