Why did Hannibal Lecter try DiGiorno's Pizza?

He heard it had de y flavor.

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Why don't you try calling them names too?

Steve: "I can't, they're so beautiful"

What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

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What did the blind guy say to the deaf guy?

I hear what your saying, but I don't see your point

What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

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How does Hannibal Lecter like his eggs?

Ovaries-y

What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.