Why don't you try calling them names too?

Steve: "I can't, they're so beautiful"

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Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?

He's trying to age disgracefully!

How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

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Why are there broken condoms on the couch?

Wife: Would you please call our children by their names!

What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

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What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:

Why did Steve fall off the swing?

Because he was a potato!