Why did the football player go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.

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What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch

Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.

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What did the football say to the football player?

A: I get a kick out of you.

Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm?

Because it was humerus.