Why do you want to work in a bank Alan?

Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.

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Why did Fred put band aids in the refrigerator?

He wanted cold cuts.

What dog would you want on your American football team?

A golden receiver!

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What do you call a red-head that works at a bakery?

A ginger bread man.

What do beekeepers say when they go to work?

Alright, let's get down to beeswax!"

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Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

How do attractive men pay for things?

They handsome money to the cashier

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Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.

Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.

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What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

What did Fred from 'Scooby Doo' say when Mystery Inc. finally found a mystery that was too scary for them to solve?

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What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan

Why do you want to work in a bank Alan?

Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.