What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's this for?

He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."

What did Wilford Brimley say to his wife when he found out she was pregnant?

You have diafetus

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's the worst thing for a cannibal to say to a friend?

Your family has impeccable taste.

How do you get high underwater?

seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What did the spider say to the bee ?

Your honey or your life !

Pet Jokes More Pet Jokes

What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake ?

You can make a pet out of a snake !

Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ?

It lives on ice !

Alan Jokes More Alan Jokes

What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan

Who's there ! Alan ! Alan who ?

Alan a good cause !