What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What if I buried it in the yard?

me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.

What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?"

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

What's worse than 9/11?

311 Credit goes to my friend Max.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

Why is Math always sad?

Because it has too many problems.

What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What kind of guns do bees use?

BeeBee guns

What do you call a bee from the wrong side of town?

A bumblegee

Pet Jokes More Pet Jokes

Why do white people own so many pets?

Because we're not allowed to own people anymore.

What insect does a neckbeard keep as a pet?

M'ladybug

Alan Jokes More Alan Jokes

Who's there ! Alan ! Alan who ?

Alan a good cause !

What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan