What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the Gorilla call his first wife?

His prime-mate!

What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do black people with Down's Syndrome call their friends?

Their Chromies

What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane?

Hi Jack!

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

Why are chemists always a part of the problem?

Because they can never be a part of the solution.

Why do you look so sad?

Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

Why did the bees build the hive?

It's in their beehavior.

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

A USB.

Pet Jokes More Pet Jokes

Why do white people own so many pets?

Because we're not allowed to own people anymore.

What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

Alan Jokes More Alan Jokes

Why do you want to work in a bank Alan?

Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.

What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan