Why are there so many body shops in heaven?

Abortion.

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What do you call a 16 year old black girl who has had a few abortions?

a crime fighter.

What is the most effective form of birth control?

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Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

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