What do you call a woman in heaven?

An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

What is the difference between a woman and a forklift?

There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.

Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

Where'd he go?

and the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."

Whoa- is that Elvis?

Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

Which fish go to heaven when they die ?

Angelfish !

Host Jokes More Host Jokes

What should TNT host?

League of Legends. Because they know drama.

What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!