What do you call a woman in heaven?

An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman who fell off a cliff?

Eileen Dover...

What's the difference between a woman and a nun in a bath?

One has a soul full of hope and the other has a hole full of soap.

Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

What do you call the angel in charge of hydroelectrics?

A God dam engineer.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What's a golfer's favourite song?

Fairway to Heaven

What did Hugh Hefner say when he got to heaven?

meh

Host Jokes More Host Jokes

What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night?

Disco Stew!

Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.