How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

What happened when the cheese factory exploded?

Debrie everywhere.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why should you never play cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs

What do you call a show about puns?

A play on words.

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

When i go down you know what it tastes like?

Depends...

What's the best time of this month for vampires?

It depends on the girl

Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why don't ghosts have legs?

Because they're so white the can't dance.

What did the overweight ballet dancer perform ?

The dance of the sugar plump fairy !

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A: A chainsaw can be tuned.

Devil Jokes More Devil Jokes

Who's there ! Becker ! Becker who ?

Becker the devil you know !

What did the devil get arrested for?

Possession!