How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg ?

It eggs-plodes !

What happened to all the Paul Walker jokes?

It seems like they started going pretty fast, then just...stopped.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you call a Muslim who plays '50s rock music during Ramadan?

a Rama-dana-ding-dong

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on how clumsy you are.

Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!

What's the difference between an angel and a Scotsman?

To one you say, "Hey you, get off my cloud!" The other: "Hey McLoed, get off my ewe!"

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

Where do hamburgers go to dance?

The meat-ball.

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

What to do when a blonde throws a grenade at you... What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

What did the birthday balloon say to the pin?

Hi Buster."

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

How do you make two Oboists play in tune with one another?

Shoot one of them.

Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

Devil Jokes More Devil Jokes

How do you know the devil is white?

Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell.

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.