How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on how clumsy you are.

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How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

How many MRAs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just blame feminism for the darkness.

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How many tweakers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and another one to change it back again.

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How bad are they?

Doctor: It depends, how old are you Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't.

What do old people smell like?

Depends