How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on how clumsy you are.

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How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves around him.

How many JokeExplainBots does it take to change a lightbulb?

are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.

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How many Jon Snows does it take to change a light bulb?

It wouldn't matter. Jon Snow knows nothing.

How many Asian-American actors does it take to change a light bulb?

None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.

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How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.