How bad are they?

Doctor: It depends, how old are you Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't.

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When i go down you know what it tastes like?

Depends...

What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

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What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

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Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.

24 Jokes More 24 Jokes

What's got 24 balls and screws small animals?

A shotgun shell.

How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots